Me, a player: "So my options are the left door or the right door?"
You, the DM: "Yes."
Me, a player: "I choose the left door."
You, the DM: "FUCK!" tears up 300 pages of notes
Do such idiot GMs really exist or are they just made up for the memes?
I once had a campaign that had such a scripted ending, the GM took over one of the PCs to control what they would say and do in the finale.
It's mostly a joke, but there is a kernel of truth.
A lot of us forever DMs secretly want to be writers, but we haven't really thought our plots through. Reading advice from The Alexandrian and Angry GM really helps.
Humor, jokes, memes about TTRPGs
Me, a player: "So my options are the left door or the right door?"
You, the DM: "Yes."
Me, a player: "I choose the left door."
You, the DM: "FUCK!" tears up 300 pages of notes
Do such idiot GMs really exist or are they just made up for the memes?
I once had a campaign that had such a scripted ending, the GM took over one of the PCs to control what they would say and do in the finale.
It's mostly a joke, but there is a kernel of truth.
A lot of us forever DMs secretly want to be writers, but we haven't really thought our plots through. Reading advice from The Alexandrian and Angry GM really helps.