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Uhhh oh (lemmy.ca)

submitted 9 months ago by ColdWater@lemmy.ca to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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[-] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 58 points 9 months ago

I'm out of the loop here, what's this about?

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 159 points 9 months ago

Empress is considered the best Denuvo cracker in the world. Mostly because she's the only one that is consistently successful.

There are two major trains of thought regarding her. The first: she's a batshit crazy narcissist who is more toxic than a Kardashian-Jenner family dinner where Kanye and Pete Davidson show up unannounced. The second: she's the goddess and the most wonderful woman on the planet and one day she'll recognize my loyalty and I will have a place in her New World Order.

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 53 points 9 months ago

She's also definitely Russian, and we, Russians, believe that it's a guy.

There's no women on the Internet.

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

Wait...so there really aren't hot MILFs in my area waiting to chat with me?

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

You should check for sure and let us all now. For the boys.

[-] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

They are a curious lot. They all seem interested in my debit card information. That must they're into me, right?

[-] noobdoomguy8658@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

Right, 100%! They're just trying to see if you're going to be able to sustain yourself and their relationship. No harm there, I'm sure; actually seems like a sign of serious intentions.