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[-] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 70 points 7 months ago

My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 7 months ago

Those who say such things are straight ignorant

[-] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 9 points 7 months ago

They’re basically fashion victims.

[-] humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't say so. They are inexperienced. They don't know where the bottleneck of most of the modern software is (it's io in 80-90% of cases) and how to optimize software without rewriting it to C++

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