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submitted 7 months ago by treechicken@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[-] pulaskiwasright@lemmy.ml 70 points 7 months ago

My favorite is “Java is slow” said by someone advocating for a language that’s at least 10 times slower.

[-] kaffiene@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

My favourite is "all the boilerplate" then they come up with go's error checking where you repeat the same three lines after every function call so that 60% of your code is the same lines orlf error checking over and over

[-] xtapa@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

When you handle all your errs the same way, I'd say you're doing something wrong. You can build some pretty strong err trace wrapping errs. I also think it's more readable than the average try catch block.