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[-] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 484 points 6 months ago

One of my favorite examples of the difficulty in idiot-proofing things comes from a national park ranger talking about the difficulty of designing a bear-proof garbage can. He said "There is considerable overlap between the smartest bears and the dumbest humans."

[-] Fermion@feddit.nl 79 points 6 months ago

A bear has time and motivation to keep trying over and over again to get into the garbage. People are generally much less determined to figure it out.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 103 points 6 months ago

I used to see people charitably, much like you do, until very recently. After witnessing for myself people staring into the sun and injuring themselves after being repeatedly warned, I now realize there are a substantial number of people who simply have rocks clattering around inside their skulls instead of brains

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 19 points 6 months ago

There was a solar eclipse when I was in grade six. One of my classmates was riding his bike home, and was stupidly looking at the eclipse, and got hit by a car. The irony.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So you're somewhere between 18 and 58 than

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Ladies and gentlemen, we gottem.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Omg that’s so messed up but so incredible haha, was he okay after?

[-] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago

It was pretty bad. He missed a lot of school. I think he ended up repeating grade six. I never saw him much after that, but I did hear that he got married to another person I went to school with eventually, so presumably his life wasn't ruined or anything.

[-] DdCno1@kbin.social 9 points 6 months ago

I'm curious if he was okay before.

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