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[-] dmention7@lemm.ee 35 points 5 months ago

It's been awhile since I've had a Tootsie Pop, but a lick that gets 1/364th the way to the center sounds somewhat more aggressive than I would want applied to the vagina that I don't have.

(and now that is in my comment history...)

[-] WamGams@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 months ago

If it takes 364 licks to get a woman off, you are doing something wrong.

243 is what all men should be shooting for.

this post was submitted on 21 May 2024
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