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crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow
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funny thing is I, and probably most people, had never even heard that there was something called "CrowdStrike" until Friday of last week
Oh, if you worked at a company that uses them (which is a lot of companies), you'd definitely be familiar with them as they hog up a ton of fucking CPU/disk. I basically had an entire CPU core dedicated to running their bullshit.