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Anon sets the mood (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 221 points 4 months ago
  1. Meet woman, don't be weird.

  2. Gradually build a loving, trusting relationship.

  3. She has to get surgery and she'll be bed-bound while she recovers.

  4. "Will you take care of me, Anon?"

  5. Lord of the Rings marathon. The director's cuts. She can't run.

[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 91 points 4 months ago

The long setup. "Babe, you agreed to stay in sickness and in health. This is my sickness."

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 26 points 4 months ago

Narrator: But she didn't stay.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 4 months ago

She died during the Battle of Helm's Deep

[-] thr0w4w4y2@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 months ago

But inside she was already dead

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