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Anon is a good samaritan
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this post was submitted on 09 Sep 2024
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I was gonna call this cap because CPR that long after collapse has infinitesimally small odds, but I looked it up and turns out I'm wrong. CPR anyone you see down!
They also talk about snow. The cold slows down bodily functions.
Nobody is dead until they are warm and dead.