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this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2023
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It's the same in the the standard c library, so Java is being consistent with a real programming language…
Implying java isn't a real programming language. Smh my head.
Java is, of course, Turing Complete™️ but when you have to hide all the guns and knives in jdk.internal.misc.Unsafe something is clearly wrong.
Memory is an implementation detail. You are interested in solving problems, not pushing bytes around, unless that is the problem itself. In 99% of the cases though, you don’t need guns and knives, it’s not a US. school (sorry)