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My main server is named Postulate (an idea that you assume for the sake of argument), my desktop is named Axiom (a proved postulate), and my backup server is named Corollary (an idea that follows from an axiom).

What are your computers named, and why?

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[-] Rescuer6394@feddit.nl 14 points 1 year ago

i'm not good with names.

my server's name is... server

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[-] grant@toast.ooo 8 points 1 year ago

All my servers are named after colors

Then my vms are ingredients to an omelette

[-] MattMckenzy@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

I feel like I can't be the only immature one here...

My NAS is called AY-NAS.

I've got a bunch of Rpis named things like DANK-SBC, WONK-SBC and RAW-SBC.

[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago
  • poweredge-t620-0
  • poweredge-t620-1
  • poweredge-r520-0
  • macbook-2011
  • pi-0 through pi-3

having read all these other comments, i'm now feeling like i should come up with a more creative naming scheme... for what it's worth, my phone is named bob.

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[-] nik282000@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

Damnit, I'm boring af. Machines are named by their model for laptops/consumer devices and buy their CPU for home built stuff.

Except for Crimson-Binome.local 🏴‍☠️

[-] Scrath@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

My Proxmox server is named Atlas, as the titan holding up my network.

My VMs on the proxmox server are named:

  • TrueNAS (I didn't have a good name)
  • Poseidon for my docker server (Something something docker -> whale -> ocean)

I also have a raspberry pi running for testing out some stuff. It's named Eileithyia after the greek goddess of birth.

[-] b9chomps@beehaw.org 5 points 1 year ago

I don't name my computers, but usually name my OS drive Brain and the media drive Pinky.

[-] gerdesj@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once named a load of servers for a helicopter company in the UK with elements. The cluster nodes were copper, silicon, etc. The cluster itself was called iron. The volumes were labelled fe_function.

It worked - it was easy to read and the bits that implied "cluster" were grouped appropriately. All the other servers had random elemental names unless they were associated in some way, in which case the group would be used. The engineers (real engineers with oil or distressingly nasty lubricants in their veins) loved it - it made sense, without being too quirky. It was very legible.

When those systems were hoicked out and replaced, the usual nonsense was applied: 2 char country code + 2 char site code etc etc ad nauseam. Followed by my absolute pet hate: 01. Oh so you might need 99 domain controllers? Yes you might, but not on one site.

Let's face it, it is mostly AD admins who don't get hostnames. I blame MS - their docs and blogs strive to be ... authoritative or at least look so. An entire generation (possibly two) of sysadmins have been sold up the river by MS and their wankery.

[-] dmoonfire@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I completely agree with the "01" problem, it should be "001".

Single digit is great but then one service needs more than ten, or you keep rolling them over into new ones (one of our production server is 13 because it's the thirteen generation). But then I want all the numbers of have consistent patterns, so if one has two digits, they all have to have it.

But I'm not allowed to name servers anymore.

[-] RotasOpera@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago

My stationary devices are named after evil characters from middle earth, ungoliant, gothmog, morgoth etc. Mobile devices are named after good characters, illuvatar, gil-galad, elendil. My dad uses native American tribes for names.

[-] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Servers and computers get Ankh-Morpork street names.

The robot vacuum cleaner is GLaDOS.

[-] FishInABarrel@kbin.social 4 points 1 year ago

Desktop: Cerberus (triple monitors)
Media server: Alexandria
Firewall: Hadrian

[-] tarneo@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My servers have names of Spanish words humorist El Risitas says in his mythical video where he laughs with no real reason.

The biggest server is named "cocinero", because I can (jokingly) easily imagine a very fat cook.

Then there is plancha, a lenovo thinkcentre which has the size of a plank.

My raspberry pi's have names of tapas: chorizo, keso etc.

[-] therealbabyshell@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My Nas is named Optimus my Mac Plex server is named Macsimus

[-] PowerCrazy@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

All ~60,000 servers are given 32-bit UUID's, plus a 3 word CNAME from 3 unique and distinct lists of nouns. i.e. a server would have an A record of 1b30fafd-0a28-4999-b51f-bfa2b8af68e5 and a CNAME of tiger-ball-hill. A few servers that I often SSH into will be given friendly cnames like "bastion1" or "ansible" or something like that.

[-] scarrafone@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Huey, Dewey, and Louie.

[-] thomasdouwes@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

I like to have different naming schemes for different device classes.
Desktop computers: Greek gods
Laptops: Elements of the periodic table
Cloud servers: Norse gods
Home servers: Planets of the solar system
Raspberry Pis: Greek titans

[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

My personal use computers are named after characters from the manga Tearmoon Empire Story, MiaLuna (storage server) - Anne (home desktop) - Ludwig (laptop).

My phones were named after JJBA characters (Jonathan Joestar - Joseph Joestar - Speedwagon)

Small form factor computers for automation are typically named after their purpose, without anything creative (PiMirrorDNS, PineKodi, PiPocket)

[-] slackj_87@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Dune references. Caladan, Duncan, Arrakis.

[-] world_hopper@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mine are also literary. They are references to Sanderson's cosmere series and the names chosen reflect their purpose.

I have an old optiplex SFF which is called Preservation because it has a disk drive for ripping media, it's a disk wiping station for repurposing drives, and it's old hardware I'm preserving.

[-] nxn@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Punt speedchunk (MST3K reference)

I name my machines after planets in the Dune universe.

[-] ArtisinalBS@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Question:
Let's say I do give my computers a fancy name in /etc/hostname - what do I need to do in order to use the hostname while ssh?

It's not like I have a domain controller resolving the hostname back to an internal ip...

[-] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

If you mean initiating connections from one computer on your local network to another, you need to install and enable avahi-daemon (or some other mDNS daemon) on the "fancy" one. Your router also needs to support and enable mDNS forwarding, but basically all of them do by default. Then just use your-hostname.local in place of the local IP address, and your computer will automatically resolve it using mDNS. It's different than regular DNS, so it doesn't need any special configuration to use it. And word to the wise: don't use uppercase or special characters in your hostname.

[-] Iain@fed.rosssi.co.uk 3 points 1 year ago

Nothing original;

lappy386 - my laptop

desktop (very original)

mainframe - NAS/nextcloud/email

orac - multimedia/jellyfin/photoprism/owntone

bemo (I know, I cant spell) - pihole/unbound/homeassistant/wireguard

Future servers will be named after any TV scifi tech that takes my fancy. (twiki, zen (or was it xen?), data, k-9, ada, marvin, romi, holly, bender, dolores). Any suggestions?

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[-] MrMagnesium12@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

My systems have names of Jupiter's moons. The main devices are named like the four Galilean moons.

[-] moist_towelettes@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Canadian islands because I ran out of bears.

[-] ShustOne@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

My main PC is all white (by coincidence) so I named it Minas Tirith

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago
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[-] wolfshadowheart@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

Previously by color/occupation.

Red Desktop, Music Workstation.

Been thinking themes more recently though. WolvesDen for my server, thinking of expanding on that some.

[-] AphoticDev@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

My PC is named Shai'tan, and my laptop Astraea. As for why, it's because I am into fantasy.

[-] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 3 points 1 year ago

Are you crazy, naming the Dark One like that?!

[-] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I name mine after Futurama characters because there's a lot of them and I found a cool icon set to use.

[-] paradox2011@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Desktop - thebox
Server - thecloud
Phone - thewand
Tablet - theportal
Home assistant - theoracle

Not too creative, but it works.

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[-] pimeys@social.nauk.io 2 points 1 year ago

@JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml @selfhost@lemmy.ml some version of cat sounds: meowmeow, purrpurr, naunau, etc.

[-] dewritochan@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

framepuncher for the desktop

smolmac for the macmini running all the things that would be more at home on an rpi if the mac hadn't been 50 bucks when pi's were in three digits

the nas is Steve, formerly Ralph. Ralph became the router.

[-] TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My personal PCs/VMs are named after fairies from Pixie Hollow. (Silvermist, Zarina, Rosetta)

I've got menus and stuff orange on Rosetta. :)

[-] dmoonfire@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

A five character name in the form of CVCVC that doesn't show up as a common English word. The main reason is that I want my colmena and host names to be nicely lined up, there is a lot of space in there, and it happens to be the pattern of a race of telepaths in my fantasty world where telepathy is loosely based off of IPv6 addresses and REST and remote RPC calls.

Previously, my computer names were based on Lojban gismu based on their use, so names like fraxu (forgive), briju (office), etc.

On the other hand, my dad's computer names are: bob, bob2, bob3, bob4, bob5, bob6, bob7, bob8, steve, bob9, bob10, bob11, bob12, bob13, bob14, bob15, and bob16.

My mother's company were all named off of international currencies (we were doing a stock trading project), so dollar, mark, franc, pound, euro, etc.

My other dad's computers are named after logical constructs: axiom, theory, etc. He was a scientist.

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[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I name them after their case or purpose. My truenas is just called truenas, its plex jail is just called plex, my laptops are yoga and starlite because those are their product line names. Desktop is frame because it uses a masterframe 700.

I am not very imaginative with naming things. And when I do get imaginative I just appear to have a mental disorder. My BG3 characters are Scrimpus, Scrompus, and Screeper.

[-] max@feddit.nl 2 points 1 year ago

Really uncreative, but: $myInitials-desktop $myInitials-server $myInitials-laptop

With my username being…. $myInitials. Surprising, really. Boring, but consistent. :)

[-] PseudoSpock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Nice try, fed. :P

[-] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

My old desktop, now relegated to torrent/fileshare duty, is named USELESS-BRICK (you can guess why)

My brand new desktop is named SPEEDY-BRICK (you can also guess why)

The Rpi3 and Orange Pi 5 I use for small compute tasks, a printer server, random fucking around, etc are TINY-BRICK-1 and TINY-BRICK-2, respectively.

The random ATX server board that I used to use before the motherboard died was FlatBoard, because it didn't have a case, just a small steel backframe I welded up for it.

[-] McNasty@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh god.

Mine are:

  • Livingroom
  • Basement
  • Bedroom
[-] chris@l.roofo.cc 2 points 1 year ago

I used to name all my devices and servers after old timey womens names but I gut lazy. Now they are named mostly by function.

[-] josephc@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

My machines are named after physicists and mathematicians because that's what I aspire to be. I don't remember the first three, but the most recent ones were Descartes, Euclid, Fourier, Gauss, Hilbert, Ivakhnenko, Jacobi, Kepler, Lovelace, Mandelbrot, Newton, Oppenheimer, Penrose, Quillen, Russell, Silverman[1]. Next will be Turing.

EDIT: The network storage is named differently.

  • [1] Named after Ruth Silverman, not Joseph.
[-] Coelacanthus@lemmy.kde.social 2 points 1 year ago

I use the periodic table of elements to name them.

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