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McMansions: A Short Guide (sh.itjust.works)

While everyone has their own opinion on what makes a true McMansion, there are several defining features or attributes that should be looked for to determine if a home fits the McMansion criteria. This post will serve as a guide to help users determine if they should use the "Certified McMansion" TAG THE TITLE on their submission and to learn more about what a McMansion is. This guide will be edited as needed to make sure it fully explains the accepted properties of a McMansion.

Basic Principles of a McMansion:

-Large: Generally above 2500 square feet and two story or more, sometimes way too big for the lot it sits on.

-Built Cheap: They are built by cutting corners and using less than quality materials because they focus on getting as much size and appearance of wealth as possible from their money. It's the illusion of class that might fool the average person who doesn't have a sense of architectural integrity. McMansions will often use materials such as stucco, manufactured stone veneer, Styrofoam crown molding, or vinyl siding.

-Fit Several Styles: They fit multiple styles of architecture by mashing together different elements from the individual styles in a distasteful manner. They also might poorly imitate a popular style.

-Exterior After-Thought: They are designed with a focus on the interior first and the exterior is done as an after-thought which often results in features such as jutting masses and haphazardly placed windows.

-Lacks Architectural Integrity: The house makes you confident that there was no licensed architect involved in its creation who cares about what they design

Specific Features To Look For:

-An attached 2 or 3 car garage

-A garage that takes up way too much of what is considered the house

-Tall 1.5-2 story arched entry or "lawyer foyer"

-Haphazardly applied dormers or windows

-Windows of varying shapes/sizes/styles

-Windows not aligned with those below them

-Second story windows that are larger than the windows below them

-Window shutters that if closed would not cover the actual window

-Jutting masses or heavily asymmetrical

-Multiple wall materials

-Roof that contains varying slopes, roof types, or more than two roof shapes for the front facade

-Roof nub

-Roof with excessive roof lines and is in general just too complex

-Dormers that are way too short, way too tall, don't match the rest of the house materials or style, or are placed terribly/spaced unevenly

-Columns that don't support anything or are too thin/weak looking to support what they are appearing to support aka columns with inappropriate scaling

-Columns with spacing that is over complicated or messy

-Columns that are the incorrect architectural style for the house

Some Links To Check Out:

The Original McMansionHell Web Blog by Kate Wagner

Kate Wagners Guide to McMansions

History of the McMansion by Kate Wagner

I copied this from the original subreddit, haha. But, still, I'll make edits to this in the coming weeks until we reach a near final guide post on McMansions. If you have any suggestions for what we could add to this guide, comment below or send me a message.

Side note: the first "Appreciation Thursday" is coming up! Don't forget to prepare a suburban home that you think deserves recognition as the opposite of a McMansion and post it on 7/16 with the "Thursday Design Appreciation" tag.

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[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How would you tag and submit Jello Apocalype's Are You Ready To Buy?

It's an even blend of McMansions, recent insurance writeoffs, and incomprehensible follies.

[-] notexecutive@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

What do you mean? You can post it yourself, surely!

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

The question was: how should it be tagged?

[-] notexecutive@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Discussion is fine!

this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2023
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A Community about large, cheaply built, suburban homes with design flaws and a lack of architectural integrity also known as “McMansions.” On Thursdays we celebrate the opposite: good suburban architectural design.

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