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[-] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 84 points 4 months ago

Research indicates male and female immune systems respond differently to viral attacks.

“Man Flu” might actually be physiological and not psychological.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 19 points 4 months ago

This is so accurate for me. I'll attempt to walk off a broken bone, a mountain once stabbed my kidney and I was stoic as shit. But if I have a fever or chills? I require last rites

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 4 months ago

This is 100% me. I broke my hand (because I was an idiot and punched a wall) and just went to work and didn't use it as much. I remember one dude shaking my hand and it being very painful. My dumb ass response to my wife about why I didn't go to the hospital was "they wouldn't be able to do anything to set it and I don't want a cast, so fuck it.

I get sick and it's a different story. I need all the help and attention. I can't move. I am asking my wife to bring me tissue, trash can, soup, fluids, and meds that I might need. She takes care of me because I'm a whiny little bitch and can't function correctly.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago

The only difference with me is that I don't want help, either. I want to curl up in a bed, somewhere in a corner of a dark room and not see anyone. I think it's some animal part of my brain that doesn't want a potential predator finding me weak and helpless. Leave me in my cave to recover or die

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 months ago

Testicles ..... the weak point of any man, no matter how physically strong they are. Touched, exposed, or maltreated in any way, and any giant man will fold into a fetal position and whimper like a little girl. Violently struck and man will gladly go unconscious or die rather than endure this pain.

Soure: am a man with dangly sensitive bits

[-] thehatfox@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Testicular torsion is no joke. If they get tangled even the manliest of men can be in for a very rough time.

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Even the Guild of Calamitous Intent recognizes this.

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 7 points 4 months ago

you can actually build a tolerance to it to where you dont feel any pain

mark hoppus of blink-182 would hit himself in the nuts over and over on the tour bus so he can hit himself in the nuts without pain

[-] blazeknave@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Accurate. Source: am asshole in comic

[-] CyberMonkey404@lemmy.ml -1 points 4 months ago

You know, I remember a picture with this exact joke, with these very words from waaaay back when "rage face" comics were popular, so about fifteen years ago

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