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Anon studies Buddhism (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] topherclay@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

This guy doesn't know the one about the pizza guy making him on with everything and then not giving him back and change. So he is angry cuz he didn't get the anti joke.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 month ago

You'll get it after fasting for 20 days straight I've heard.

[-] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Buddha wants a "peace" of pizza.

[-] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you Heard, Seen, or Suspected the salami here comes from an animal that was killed for my consumption?

Dont know man... is my first day here.

The Blessed One acquiesced with silence.

... The vegetarian one then. Next customer!

[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the pizza was cooked long ago.

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