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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 67 points 2 months ago

What if I say "um" somewhere because I lost my place?

[-] Flagstaff@programming.dev 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Then it's your fault for not saying "uh" instead!

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 months ago

that's one hell of a water bill if you were in the shower counting to one million.

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

Not if you count using a logarithmic base 10 scale!

[-] kernelle@0d.gs 4 points 2 months ago

Just yell 10! and you've counted way further already

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[-] djmikeale@lemm.ee 43 points 2 months ago

En, to, tre, fire, fem.

1000000 / 5 = 200000

Here's the proof that Danish is 200.000 times better than English.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago

In romanian, it ends at 4. Romanian is 25% better than dutch and 250000 times better than english

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[-] espentan@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Yup, I can't get past 5 in Norwegian.

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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago
[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

They do if you kiss yourself in the mirror, but only on the lips

[-] SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

You can only kiss your lips in the mirror

[-] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Wise man once said.

Another thought to disturb restful slumber, especially if you are vain: in a mirror you can kiss yourself only on the lips.

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[-] wieson@feddit.org 14 points 2 months ago
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[-] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

!remindme sixty years when i confirm

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[-] Fleur_@aussie.zone 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

And then they touch for every number until 1 trillion

[-] Whulum@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh shiiit thats trippy!

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 11 points 2 months ago

My lips touch when I say one.

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[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 months ago

Mine touch at pebenty peben.

[-] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 10 points 2 months ago

Unless I do it in my native language, Finnish. Then I'll only get to three.

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[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

and how high did OP have to count before he touched somebody else's lips the first time?

what about thirmty three

[-] Labna@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Un deux trois... Mille ! In French (France 🇫🇷) 1000 before lips touch.

... Soixante-neuf, septante ! In French (Switzerland 🇨🇭) 70! (in France it's soixante-dix 😂)

[-] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

How to say 90 in Swiss French? In French French the (40x2+10) way drives me crazy

[-] Hack3900@lemy.lol 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Nonante!
And 80 is octante or huitante depending on the region
It is a little simpler than this base20 thing lol

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[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago

Nah, definitely happens at 300 with 三百

Edit: in japanese, but I didn't list my language since OP didn't bother.

[-] KammicRelief@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[-] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 months ago

Joke's on you, I'm Roman.
My lips already touch at 𝕄.

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 2 months ago

Made me silently count to ten to confirm. Mind expanded.

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[-] bizarroland@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

forget what number you're on and say, "um".

[-] philthi@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

This is my favourite shower thought post so far.

[-] Tagger@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Un, dau, tri, pedwar. Nope, they touch at what you call four.

[-] oppy1984@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

Just counted out loud, one....lips touched.

[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That’s what I thought too, but if you google it, w sound is classified as “open mouth” sound by the experts. To me it feels like lips vibrating as sound and breath come through (lips open/close/open as they vibrate).

[-] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

screw googling. try saying it yourself without touching lips.

it comes out as "oen".

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[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Mine touch at sebbin.

[-] nore@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Portuguese (Brasil): 1 (um)

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[-] lvxferre@mander.xyz 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In a lot of Indo-European languages you're stopping right at 5, *pénkʷe. For example Greek (πέντε pénte) and Sanskrit (ञ्चन् páñcan).

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I love this! It doesn't seem like it could possibly be true, but my 30 seconds of testing haven't debunked it.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

1000 touches.

In french :-)

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