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[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I want dresses, and I don't care if they clip through literally everything!

[-] psud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

My bg3 character is female. She was in slacks until act 3 where she could finally have a dress

We looted everything. I feel like there are two dresses in the game: the robe Gale wears and a white dress you find in a Balders Gate house near the end of the game

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

I worked at a company that made IoT stuff (which is an increasingly archaic term). The web team was pitching using a third party tool called ThingSpace to view and manage the things. The web dev said ThingSpace could do all these amazing things automatically. The manager said “can we change the color of the background?” The web dev said “…. no.”

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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Sure. Player character? No.

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 2 days ago

Shadows in the real world a lack of energy Shadows in games imma need it all boss

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 2 days ago

"I noticed the elves in level 3 look too similar to the dwarves in level 5."

"It's too late to change it now!"

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago
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[-] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 10 points 2 days ago

The logical answer is that too many Computer Science majors loved Silver Age comic books.

The Martian Manhunter was stronger than superman, but couldn't handle fire. Green Lantern was similarly godlike, but was unable to control anything colored yellow.

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