Don't forget completely mismanaging Twitter, and turning it into even more of a cesspool.
Off to Russia?
Russia just offered him asylum publicly so 🙄 Google it, it's all over the news.
He is secretly a shareholder in BYD and shorting Tesla. Nothing else makes sense.
Has absolutely nothing to show for it
But is still the richest person in the world
Are people that stupid to overvalue Tesla that much for years or is somebody stabilizing the market rate? Somebody is playing 5D chess but it is not Musk.
It's because so many institutional investors own Tesla stock. Most of the big hedge funds and that kind of thing. At least that's what I've heard, but it makes sense to me.
Hard crash on the businesses, he sells whatever he has that's worth good money (other, not his, companies stock) and buys a bunch of the destroyed stock. Promises to cede control, but continue funding. Tesla rebrands, becomes affordable and consumer friendly.
I mean, there's no way he would let all that happen. But he's still sitting on an absolutely massive pile of money. If he had the balls to pull the rip cord he could sit right where he is for the rest of his life. He just doesn't have it in him.
If I had fuck you money I'd buy Mount Everest, use my boring company to build a fucking subway railcar tunnel escalator thing. And then build an evil lair on top of my Everest. Fill a moat with lava or some shit, and then never see people again.
Id hollow out the mountain enough for artificial farms and then pay the local community filthy amounts of money to produce my food for me.
Oh. And also, 20 million to whoever can make proton work 100% on ARM64 or create a compatibility layer for x86/64 for ARM.
Genuine retard, it always was genuine retard
He got lucky
His luck ran out
Unfortunately at the end of the day people like this will still be rich and not have to worry about the problems the rest of us do.
It's hilarious that 4D chess is now for dummies and we're on to 5D chess.
5d chess or not, hear me out.
He may be autistic enough to burn it all down from the inside.
Sad what drugs will do to a person.
They also used a very very old photo of him. He doesn't look like that anymore.
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