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Kill all CEOs

Both Ai and Child labour problem solved!

[-] underisk@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

Do you think society will collapse before these companies have to start tearing out all this AI written shit from their codebases? It would be nice to have some employment opportunities to look forward to.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

AI code is going to be like computer's DNA introns where nobody knows what the fuck any of it even does except some of it will actually be critically important code that works for reasons literally nobody can understand without being a goddamn AI archaeologist

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

That "CEO" Looks like they could still be in highschool as well

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Like these fucking shitheads in their fever dream delusions of grandeur are like "none of you will have jobs!!"

What's an unemployed and disenfranchised proletariat to do

[-] Opisek@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Can the bubble please burst already?

[-] AceBonobo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I'm expecting a full on Hindenburg

i could rewrite whatever they want me to and do it in half a second, that doesn't mean it'll fuckin' work properly

[-] mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

yeah NO SHIT he's the "10x developer", he's working on TWO laptops at once !

[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
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[-] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

"He Is also my son."

[-] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

wait, I finally get it. 10x developers write 10x lines of code. They're just verbose AF, so that many more lines of liability. That's it. Yeah, I'm not 10x.

I'm not saying, reduce lines of code in favor of readability, but that's a different argument. I've heard it said that no abstraction is better than the wrong abstraction, but are 10xers opting for no abstraction all the time?

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

I barely know how to code, but I think I could write a lot of lines of code too. They would be incredibly inefficient and poorly written though.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

If you can use AI to get your degree, don’t be surprised if it replaces you.

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