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Peak security (lemmy.world)
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^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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[-] vane@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Rescue mode with networking, mount drive, make changes and reboot.

[-] phirdowak@programming.dev 10 points 2 days ago

I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

this sounds like something chip from sales would do

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[-] frank@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

Hello Derek you fucking idiot

[-] balsoft@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

why is everything in rust now

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i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

[-] Zozano@aussie.zone 0 points 2 days ago

Lol.

Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

(Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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