“Good one, dad! Hey, would you mind just standing at the top of these stairs real quick?”
Start fishing, dad will be dead in no time.
Go fishing but come back with a full bucket of fish within an hour.
Sorry bucket is full of seamen
The Dreamcast game with a voice over by Leonard Nimoy? Pretty sure copies of it are kinda expensive nowadays.
Call kesb
At least it would have made a bit of sense saying : Time flies when you are gay?
Posts suck when anon is a faggot
"...and you're a whole life older than I. Want me to tell mom?"
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