I don't get why people have such problems with this they even make memes about it.

Have you people never merged anything by hand or what? It's really not hard.

Commit branch...I see your thinking of hanging yourself, here is a link to tying a noose

man \
git

So cool, I havent seen an ad like this in at least a decade. I use something called an ad blocker and also I switched to Kagi, so.... :)