Perhaps use SI units instead of "small, medium, large"

A cortado is 4 OUNCES. I even made it American.

Europe is not uniform in this, as per usual. This is what you'll get in southern Europe. In central Europe, you'll get a really big one though.

This was my wife’s problem when we were in Europe. She prefers the americano style where it’s a mug’s worth of coffee, instead of espresso. So whenever we got coffee, I diluted the espresso with some water for her.

Not here, You get whole 100ml (maybe more not sure) mug, full mug of a black Turkish coffee (it is strong and bitter)

“lmao”, as they say

in Japan they always make sure you know what you’re getting into when you order an espresso: “the cup is really small, is that ok??”

Continental Europe

Is this the “Pocket Rocket” I keep hearing about? Small but packing more caffeine than all the uppers combined?

Reminds me of that “this is a small in ” meme

IMO, a french press coffee is pretty good. it gives the amount of coffee I want without making it overly strong like espresso. It also doesn't make it taste like shit, a la mr coffee. when i drink coffee, i enjoy sitting and sipping my drink, not tossing back my coffee like it's a shot of tequila.

No no, he's got a point!