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[-] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

I always remap my tab key to ctrl. Where is your god now…

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[-] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's tabs vs spaces for SQL. Notice how I capped.

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The mental gymnastics needed to understand joins 😂

[-] TeenieBopper@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

It's basically just a VLOOKUP is how I explain it to my friends who might be familiar with excel but not a real database.

[-] shortly2139@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If you know vlookup, you should checkout xlookup. Even more similar, relatively speaking of course. No longer do I have to count my columns

[-] ryn@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I stopped doing SQL (the language/syntax) because I use ORMs now. They make the job a bit easier, especially when doing table relations.

[-] attero@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago

MAKING SQL QUERIES IN CAPITAL LETTERS MAKES DATABASE TO SENSE URGENCY AND RUN FASTER.

[-] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago
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