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[-] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 months ago

The truest meaning was achieved by posting this on shitjustworks.

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[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

When we're all retired and dying off, the world will regress to the pre-industrial age it seems.

[-] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

At least we can depend on our AI carebots to get the dosage right 60% of the time.

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[-] ronigami@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You really don’t have to if you just make your kids use the computer instead of the phone

[-] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Thank god I started using computers before smartphones were as ubiquitous as they are now. If I had waited til I was a teenager I would have no idea how to use a computer.

[-] TootSweet@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

That's why you give them a laptop and a Gentoo install iso on a bootable pen drive before they can talk.

"Billy, did you use genkernel rather than manually configuring and building your kernel?"

"Yes, Dad..."

"You know what that means."

"Yes, Dad. No allowance for two weeks."

[-] flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If there's any way to induce autism, this is gotta be it.

[-] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah they were way off with Tylenol.

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