The most horrifying part of this post is the reddit logo. Seriously get some help. :(

You good? You wanna talk? (if you need to rant, I will take a rant, but I cannot give advice)

Have an amazing day and I hope you're ok.

are you alright, brobro (gender neutral) ?

You don't have to go to work at all.
Or do, shit on your boss's desk and stick a cocktail umbrella in it.
The consequences will be a lot less severe than dying and losing the potential for many good years still to come.

So before you end your life, try actually living first!
You have literally nothing to lose if suicide is your other option. Which means you're free to do whatever the fuck you want.