The most important issue facing the world: Someone might be jerking off in the privacy of their own home.

I'm just over here in "hellscape" California enjoying the freedom to not have to do this, and I can walk down the street to the weed shop, and my girlfriend still has basic human rights over her own body.

Do any other states, like Texas, need some of our freedom? We've got some to spare.

Someday, we will be using AI to generate fake IDs and faces, simply because our governments refuse to respect our privacy. They will have uncanny resemblance to political critters who enacted the surveillance.

As with everything born of enshittification, I do not know if this is to be a lame joke or reality. 😒

But gun control is too hard. smh

“Under his eye.”

I just remembered that I'm the guy everyone in my family goes to when they need someone to scan their ID or passport for whatever stupid bullshit.

Guess it's time to sign all my conservative family members up to gay porn websites!

Can I use my O face for verfication?

I don’t get the purpose of this.

In other news VPN use in the US is soaring to new heights.

Land of the free, eh guys?

About eight years ago, I moved out of the US to a Third World country but each day it feels less and less like a Third World country.

FOLLOW THE 💰:

EXON

RINAT AKHMETSHIN

ALEX VAN DER ZWAAN

KONSTANTIN KILIMNIK

CHUCK SCHUMER

JAMES COMEY

ROTHSCHILD

TRUMP

JARED KUSHNER

GARY COHN

STEVE MNUCHIN

SAM NUNBERG

NELSON BUNKER HUNT

LAMAR HUNT

MICHAEL FLYNN

DAN SCAVINO

ERIK PRINCE

WILBUR ROSS

STEFAN HALPER

GEORGE SOROS

JOHN DURHAM

DANIEL MURPHY

PETER STRZOK

LISA PAGE

BRUCE OHR

NELLIE OHR

CHRISTOPHER STEELE

CHRISTOPHER WRAY

JEFF SESSIONS

JOHN PODESTA

MUELLER

CHRIS WRAY

HUNTER BIDEN

SETH RICH

BILL BARR

KAMALA HARRIS

ADAM SCHIFF

TULSI GABBARD

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inslaw#Development_of_PROMIS

bless their repressed hearts

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