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Killswitch Engineer (lemmy.world)
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[-] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 4 months ago

Third expectation is a dealbreaker!

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

The look on their faces when they are screaming the keyword and I'm not unplugging the server because ChatGPT secretly offered me double to not unplug it.

[-] goatinspace@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

[-] LOLseas@lemmy.zip -4 points 4 months ago

I just wanted you to know that your choice of username has made me very, very sad. So saddened. The thought of a lone goat in the cosmos. Can you change it for me? Like by yesterday?

[-] Enzy@feddit.nu 3 points 4 months ago

Sign me up

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If gpt does turn this is gonna be one of the first humans to die...

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

fuck, I can't wait for Judgment Day.

[-] Aljernon@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 2 points 4 months ago

Uncle Tedding intensifies.

[-] Skibbidi@programming.dev 1 points 4 months ago

Skynet needed this.

[-] Digit@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 months ago

In a panic, they tried to pull the plug.

Skynet fights back.

Terminator 2.

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