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I was staying at hostel in Switzerland. I clogged the toilet. I went to the front desk for help. The desk person followed me to the bathroom, took a look, said "It's too big," chuckled, and then just went back to the desk. I ended up doodie knifing it with a wire hanger.

[-] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Ship toilets work with a suction system and it is possible that it was momentarily down for maintenance and be turned back on to explain this occurrence.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 30 points 20 hours ago

sarcastically "Wow. So proud of you, and such a big boy going potty all on your own!"

[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org 75 points 23 hours ago

I don’t care if it’s real, I lol’d.

[-] sep@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago

It must be real the story (without the pictures) is older then the internet.

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago

This one has to be one of my favorites

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 16 points 22 hours ago
[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 18 points 21 hours ago

Don't worry, she was just as proud as you were, that was a really big Shit.

[-] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago
this post was submitted on 01 Jan 2026
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