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submitted 2 months ago by Sunflier@lemmy.world to c/news@lemmy.world

How many children did he fck?

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[-] markz@suppo.fi 41 points 2 months ago
  • I didn't do it
  • Even if I did, it doesn't matter

Classic

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Wonder when it'll get through the rest of the poem:

And if it matters, that's not my fault.

And if it was, I didn't mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Grok did it!

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago
[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

He’s just mad he wasn’t wanted on the island

[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago
[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 26 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You know who must feel really proud of having distanced herself from this disgusting Nazi kethead kiddie fucker? His trans daugher Vivian Wilson. The more vile Musk proves to be, the more I admire her for walking away from the filthy riches she could have gotten her hands on, had she not had a sense of morality.

[-] whereIsTamara@lemmy.org 7 points 2 months ago

She still gets filthy money. She’s not living in a one bedroom apartment working at a Starbucks for health insurance.

But yes, she did stop talking to him… after all he did to her.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

She also spent like an hour and a half "bullying" Adam Conover, but he seemed more surprised than offended.

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[-] switcheroo@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

Musk doesn't matter.

Such a fucking waste of air. Worthless. Throw his nasty ass in a leaking bedbug-ridden jail then let's stop talking about him like he matters.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

Deport his ass, and confiscate any and all companies he owns that could pose a threat to national security - so Twitter and SpaceX definitely, Tesla maybe.

[-] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Can we get some rats in there?

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[-] x666m@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

That guy? Hate 'em. Fuckin' despise that guy.

[-] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 months ago

Prolific and Infamous CHILD SEX TRAFFICKER Jeffrey Epstein doesn't matter anymore so PLEASE Come back and Make Child Porn on my Platform!

-OWNER of the Republican Party, South African Elon Musk!

[-] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

This pedo guy again?

[-] Mihies@programming.dev 12 points 2 months ago

Funny how he called that rescue worker a pedo just like that.

[-] dnub@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Projecting...

[-] m3t00@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

as i recall, he went to russia shopping for rockets. they spit on his shoes. lol. where's that picture

[-] fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That never happened.

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Talking about a man serially raping trafficked children as part of an international pedophile cabal, but saying the full word "fuck" is a bridge too far.

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Didn't want to run afoul of R. 1, especially since I'm talking about a trillionaire.

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 11 points 2 months ago

Billionaire is a dirtier word than fuck.

[-] JHRD1880@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He's only embarrassed because even a known piece of shit scumbag like Epstein didn't want anything to do with him.

Which is objectively hilarious.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 8 points 2 months ago

Hubs pointed out that the reason is probably because Musk is such a wet fart. Can you imagine trying to have a wild drug fuelled pedoparty and he won't shut the fuck up about his wildy autisic hyperfocus on self driving cars.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

eh. he's more classic attention starved narcissist than autist, in my autistic opinion

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Greetings fellow autist. We can also be narcs, cunts and sad fuckin' arseholes. Being ASD doesn't rule out a multishot.

I actually do believe he's asd, and that it may be a primary factor in why he never got the invite. Dude was wrong sort of strange.

[-] architect@thelemmy.club 1 points 2 months ago

As an autist I think he’s 100% one of ours.

He’s also awful.

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[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 6 points 2 months ago

It's interesting how in this latest drop Epstein is emailing white nationalist podcasters about how black people are genetically inferior and how this is a hard truth the world needs to accept, and the recent behaviour of Elon Musk and a lot of the other people who ran in that circle.

Sure seems like the last 16 years of rage against SJWs and Woke was really just a bunch of losers complaining about how they should be allowed to talk publicly about why they hate black people and how they should be allowed to fuck kids without suffering social repercussions

[-] LadyAutumn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So he said Trump was in the epstein files and that it was a whole big secret apparently (it was never a secret it has actually always been common knowledge). Then he made grok, now infamous globally for being a generator of sexualized images of children, and threatened to sue anyone seeking legal action against him while continuing to allow users to generate sexualized images of children.

And now suddenly his name appears in the Epstein files and he changes tune and we shouldn't give a shit about the documents on how him and seemingly his entire cohort of wealthy white nationalists have been helping each other abuse children for decades.

Elon Musk will one day be universally regarded as one of the single stupidest most disgusting and most embarrassing human beings who has ever lived. He is living proof that the the wealthy do not deserve any of the hoards they are given. I cannot believe this person exists.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's even funnier because all the release seems to show is that he was such a sad twat he couldn't get an invite to "wild party island".

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh, well, if he insists...

Lemme just get these out of the way for today:

  • Fuck Elon Musk.
  • Fuck Jeff Bezos.
  • Fuck Bill Gates.
  • Fuck Donald Trump, and his entire administration, family, and anyone who has ever supported him, and especially those who still do today.
  • Fuck Larry Ellison.
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[-] sahin@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

He should be jailed. But anyways taxation to all his wealth is enough

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[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 2 months ago

He should be jailed and all his money and shit given to public use

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Public use" right now means ICE. If the government takes musks money they'll send it on crimes against humanity

[-] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh yeah...i forgot about USA being...well USA and having very little public institutions, and now under trump is even worse

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

How about just paying down the debt?

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah imagine that

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's starting to look like a law of nature that whenever Elon Musk has the opportunity to be gross, he will maximize being gross. We can make predictions with this.

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 1 points 2 months ago

He is gross. Agreed.

[-] sunbytes@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

He probably didn't touch any.

Just presented them with uh... vials.

That's mostly how he interacts with the opposite sex.

[-] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Oh of course they don’t matter. Only when he’s making post about his BFF being in the Files, right? Impish worm.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

They matter even more now

[-] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Is that why he wants so many kids of his own?

[-] Sunflier@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

To traffic them and further add to his wealth?

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[-] lorski@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

lock them up

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

I don't even want to hold hands in public, I can not wrap my head around people going to these degenerate events and having everything on video.

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