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What about FORTRAN?
Way too kind to Java. Otherwise, pretty accurate.
(I just hate Java. Lol. Despite writing it 40 hours a week.)
It's fitting that 3D printed guns have also come a long way.
haha php bad, kill yourself ๐ lolol ๐ฏ๐๐๐๐๐
If you're going to make these "If programming languages were X" jokes, at least be a little bit creative with them.
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