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[-] Okokimup@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

They're mostly eyes, which don't fossilize well.

[-] Melobol@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago

Most of them are still alive. And if they die they don't leave bodies behind. The magical goo they are made out of get absorbed back to their creator.

[-] goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

What do you mean? I was watching a documentary about one just last week.

[-] Tenderizer78@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

No body, no crime.

[-] AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

Here you go

[-] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Because they're not physical beings and they don't die

[-] onlooker@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 months ago

There are! It's just that they're buried in the heavens and historically speaking the sky is really hard to dig up.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago
[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 months ago

'Cause they can all dance on the head of a single pin. So they're really really tiny. Also finding the pin is really hard.

[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

Let me guess, the needle's in a haystack?

[-] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 months ago

No no no no no. We're looking for a pin.

It might be in a hay stack or a hay rick or a hay bale...

[-] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago
[-] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I just had to cross off this problem.

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There are! Angels look like feathered lizards. Unfortunately all angels went extinct 64 million years ago when God made a little oopsie.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Has enough time passes since the uprising to allow them to become fossils?

Also, think about how there were millions of years of Dino's, yet there are so few skeletons.

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