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Don't grow older than 255 or else it will overflow
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Instructions unclear.. Am vampire now.
Related: I once got onto my feed a post of a tale of someone who had a child on his 19th birthday, so for his 20th birthday, and the child's 1st, they had two balloons celebrating their 2^0^th birthdays.
I never saw if the next year they celebrated a 2^1^st birthday.
I hit the big 101000 recently. Time sure does fly by.
The BTUs alone will cook you til your juices evaporate
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