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Please no Christmas memes before Halloween.
But how else are we supposed to prepare for the War on Christmas?
With no Xmas memes after Halloween, too
I just write angry letters to my local mall.
Prepare now for the Mariah Carey invasion
Due to climate change, she's thawing earlier every year.
All I want for Christmas is coal
oh god.
They put up the holiday advertisements in my store yesterday. Halloween isn't even here yet.
They're minerals. Jesus Marie!!
Coal is actually split into four types
- Lignite
- Subbituminous
- Bituminous
- Anthracite
And there is also Graphite which is technically different from coal.
There is also diamond which is technically different than coal.
Fullerenes, nanotubes, graphene... they're also different.
For illustration purposes, C~60~ fullerite:
Wow there’s a lot going on in there. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fullerite
*Mineral Collection
Those are some sick rocks and minerals (I have a ton of my own)
THEY’RE MINERALS, MAR….. oh wait, you already… sorry.
Too soon, man. I just left a Halloween party. Are you ok?
Legit did not occur to me it’s a Christmas meme. I am not even kidding. I was tired and high.
Real Joe Pera vibes.
Would be a little funnier if panel two was COAL?!?!
That news paper just stole that meme?
Eat it, Santa.
This is the correct answer when the haters give you a lump of coal.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2023
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