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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

It turns out Kars4Kids is literally an Israeli Conspiracy to steal funds from the American public. They don't spend any money on kids.

It just goes to sending 18 year old Jewish kids to Israel for birthright and building buildings in Israel.

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[-] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 week ago

This isn't news, it has been known in the north east for years, they've been saying this lol.

I mean it's probably good to remind people.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Well it is the official song of The Bad Place.

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