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They estimate the rocket should be free by approximately ... uh ... well, in about two hours.
Damn technology gonna destroy life as we know it.
Ecosystems will retaliate
Tides will go wonky. Day and night will be standing still.
Damn you technology.
We can just move out of the environment
Into another environment?
No it's out of the environment.
Day and night will be standing still.
Wait until they get tired from all that still standing. Then they'll go to bed together for the first time!
But it's just the date line, so hours and minutes should go on, but the next day will be Groundhog day again. Like it happened when Kiribati moved to the other side of the date line: Friday, 30 December 1994, was followed by Sunday, 1 January 1995, Date line shouldn't affect hours. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Date_Line#Eastern_Kiribati_(1994)
That’s what they tell you.
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