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Or just put me in a box and ship as freight
(files.catbox.moe)
toe truck
As I am trash, I demand the garbage truck take me for free
Is there a community for "suicided by words"?
SLPT: To save money, consider just dying instead.
Found the Canadian government's account.
I am considering it.
Better get 'em to the incinerator before they go necro and cause another voidout!
Benny's body pick up. "You kill 'em, we chill 'em."
I can bring you in warm...
Planes would be so much more comfortable if I was in a box in the cargo area
Like a coffin?
Yeah. At least I could straighten my legs and take a nap
Coffins are super comfy, and it's a well kept secret. I'd buy one to nap in if they were reasonable.
Or one of those Japanese nap pods
A cop told me after my car was totaled that he called the local tow truck, and the cost was covered by the city.
Imagine my surprise when I went to the tow yard a couple days later and they handed me my $800 bill.
I think for this trick to work you need to be person shaped and not car shaped.
You guys pay for ambulance rides?
In the fucking rain?! Brutal.
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2023
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