I'm going to become rich and famous when I invent a recorder with a headphone socket.

“Theirs not to make reply / Theirs not to reason why / Theirs but to do.” (you don't learn the last two words of that poem until later, long after you are done with school)

districts in some parts of the country do have classes, senior seminars, or workshops, that cover things like this and other 'life skills'. it was a graduation requirement at my public high school, waaaay back in the 1980s in minnesota.

Your school still has a music program?

My school actually taught* us how to pay taxes

*started teaching and never finished because we didnt have time

Schools don't exist to create capitalist drones...

Sir, this is a Wendy's