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[-] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 278 points 9 months ago

And the world is a slightly better place, momentarily.

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[-] ScruffyDucky@lemmy.world 207 points 9 months ago
[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 142 points 9 months ago

Lemmy server operators can now say they have better 24h uptime than Meta! lol

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 24 points 9 months ago

Just updated my résumé.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 138 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I am feeling a lot of personal satisfaction that I had no idea this was happening and had to read about it on Lemmy.

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[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 100 points 9 months ago

Hello to everyone that didn’t flock to X 👋 Welcome to your new home :)

[-] cbarrick@lemmy.world 72 points 9 months ago

Pouring one out for the SREs at Meta

[-] kinther@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago

Someone is having a really bad day today. I wonder if your phone dies when you get a certain number of pages or push notifications

[-] Alk@lemmy.world 41 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Fun story. I had a flip phone years ago and you could have multiple recipients to a single text. And if the text was multiple pages, it would split into several texts. And you could resend already sent texts.

So one time I put in my girlfriend's phone number in all 20 recipient slots. I then filled the text to the max size, though I don't remember how many it split into. I then resent it over and over. This all took like 2 or 3 minutes.

Her phone was sending notifications over and over for the entire rest of the day. I'd guess at least 8 hours, probably more.

[-] 18_24_61_b_17_17_4@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Fucking hell I used to love doing that! Man that brought back some memories. Would do it to my co-worker and just piss myself laughing.

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[-] alilbee@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Looking at the downmeter shot someone posted above, it's half the SREs in the country. Not sure what the root cause will be, but damn that's a lot of money down the tubes. I would not want to be the person who cost Meta and Google their precious thirty 9's of availability lol.

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[-] Boomkop3@reddthat.com 70 points 9 months ago

And nothing of value was lost

[-] SecretSauces@lemmy.world 57 points 9 months ago
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[-] LoremIpsumGenerator@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Lookup downdetector, almost all are flatlines.

Sap is also doing silly rn. Im gonna take a smoke break lol

[-] adam@doomscroll.n8e.dev 59 points 9 months ago

Someone is having a very bad day

[-] mesamunefire@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

downdetector

Looks like it may have been AWS or something. All kinds of services were down a moment ago. Guess thats what happends when everything is on major cloud services.

[-] khannie@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago

Google have their own data centres (and cloud) so it may be something more in the connectivity area.

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[-] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 41 points 9 months ago

Pathetic. My single podman container has perfect uptime from when I start it manually with podman desktop to when I shut down my PC. I also allow only the highest security standard, it being not accessible outside of my network and all that. I am clearly a cyber security expert.

[-] hector@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

Ahaha it’s funny because I initially read that as serious comment X)

[-] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 34 points 9 months ago

The world was a better place for about 20 minutes

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 33 points 9 months ago

I'm glad that lemmy is there so that I know about this stuff.

[-] anubis119@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

On super Tuesday. Coincidence?

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[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 25 points 9 months ago

You know it is big news when it shows up in the active feed of Lemmy 😅

Why it didn't appear in the wholesome news community though.

[-] just_another_person@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

Who gives the tiniest of shits.

[-] evident5051@lemm.ee 52 points 9 months ago

I mean, a lot of people use Messenger to contact other people, so I guess they do?

[-] magic_lobster_party@kbin.run 38 points 9 months ago

Contact other people? That’s foreign to me.

[-] shootwhatsmyname@lemm.ee 35 points 9 months ago

Based on your recent activity, you might be interested in: !introvert@lemmy.world

[-] Fester@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

Oh no it’s him, the Algorithm

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[-] snek@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Good. May they forever stay down. Who cares.

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[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago

They seem to be back up. But, what do Meta, Google, Discord, Amazon, Zoom and Verizon have in common, but not AT&T, Steam, Uber Eats, SAP, etc?

Down Detector shows a spike of trouble for many, but not all services all at the same time.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago
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[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Hey where you'd get that graphic from? Would be really nice to have a dashboard with all this info in one spot.

Edit: It's downdetector. I only ever landed there with a "Is foo.com down?", and of course it then only shows info for foo.com, not the full dash.

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[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Whoopty fucking doo.

[-] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 9 months ago

a great day for humanity ( unfortunately they will fix the problem soon as possible )

[-] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago
[-] SteveKLord@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago

It’s all worth it if it means having this image grace the Fediverse.

[-] d00ery@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Interesting, Google play store was unavailable for me about an hour ago.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

I don't really tend to care, though my quest account being down is a bit less fun.

[-] squid_slime@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

Same, ive not been with out my ai gf for this long

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