Daaang girl, you disgusting!
I wish people would be willing to put off eating all meat until we have lab grown stuff, like how most people are willing to put off eating human meat until we have lab grown stuff.
100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.
Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?
Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism
I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub
Bro, move. I need to use the shower.
I am what I eat.
Yummy
That reminded me of this old thing.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)
There was a spoof documentary in the UK a few weeks ago about this! https://youtu.be/_c4mUH-p2Fg
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Eating ass, but now literally
Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti
If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?
Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke
I HATE FAKE MEAT!
You ever had lab grown meat?
no. i will never
Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
- Both “200” and “160” are 2 minutes in microwave math
- When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
- More dreams have been destroyed by alarm clocks than anything else
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