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[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

DIVORCE

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[-] rclkrtrzckr@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

dVIorce

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[-] locke@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your wife is probably a secret Kakoune wizard and recognizes that your skills are decadent.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

vi is more impressive when you've used ed for a few years. Nowadays, eh.

[-] istanbullu@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

She's your ex-wife now, right?

[-] Dremor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

:q!

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

immediate divorce /s

[-] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago

make several limes with the number 0
visual mode mark them and do g ctrl a

gets 'em every time!

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Switch to emacs

[-] MTK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

:q!

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