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The power to teleport 1m forwards.
Forwards is relative to the direction the Earth is traveling around the sun.
Your clothes and anything you are carrying don't teleport with you
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Time&space travel
Only one at a time. Every time you travel the universe shoots away from you at millions of miles an hour.
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Powe of kicking cures diabetes.
Kicking causes your legs to fall off.
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Shapeshifting
You have to yell out the OPPOSITE of what you want to turn into.
You can't control your feet and they always shapeshift to a size that makes your shoes too tight.
Just take off the shoes before.
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Telekinesis.
Granted. You also have prostate cancer.
Side effect: you have a 25% chance of your pants and underwear being affected instead of your desired target.
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