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Anon hates aluminum
(sh.itjust.works)
I hate aluminum too! It's the plastic of metals.
What, lightweight yet strong? Versatile? Yeah I guess it's like plastic, except the part where it's also infinitely recyclable. Just where do you get off on this aluminum hate???
Frank Costanza?!
The only true festivus pole is an Aluminum one
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