Currently, the company is offering consolation in the form of two free months of its $24 subscription service.

Excuse me a subscription plan for a fucking charger?

: the pin blew up in my face like a Looney tunes contraption and the charger combusted in my pocket but I still love the device!

inhumane

I remember a lot of talk when it first came out a couple months ago about it getting really hot because it only and always charges inductively while also running a projector

We regret to inform you that the Francis Scott Key bridge has collapsed after repair workers attempted to recharge their ~~Samsung Galaxy Note 7~~ Humane AI pins.

hell yeah.

P.T. Barnum would be proud.

Exploding like an ACME bomb when prompted into a logical paradox is a feature, actually

I like how all the promo pics are of people having it pinned to their chest like it's a star trek comm badge

you know, im having some marks of capital myself

I'm surprised people are still using it enough to have this problem tbh

Now we'll have to pin this failure on someone

4 hours of standby time. LOL WTF? My phone can "standby" for over a week yet drained in hours just from scrolling Lemmy.

Humanecels seething, Rabbitchads stay winning

Written by Brian Heater made me laugh.

Whatever this is I'm sure it'll be good for bitcoin

If these just killed techbros I’d be fine. But like Teslas, their defects could impact other people’s lives. Imagine talking to someone and you die because his bazinga pin exploded

We really got the shittiest version of Skynet.