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Anon meets his gf's parents
(sh.itjust.works)
He said “you passed the test” and offered me the job as his CTO. That dad was Professor Steven Hawking
I’m so fucking sorry that I’m laughing so hard at 4:30am but dad was not playing with guntimidation and also wheelchair-bound and motionless. But I choose to believe you.
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