PSA: If you have to pee in the forest, pee on a rock.
Consider using natural toilet paper such as a smooth rock or soft pinecone.
If you're on the beach, just find 3 seashells.
And if you don't know how to use the seashells, prepare to be ridiculed.
Sounds like a good way to get sprayed with piss.
How can you pspspspsps a cougar if you can't see it?
Just go pspspspsps everywhere you walk.
Here a pspspspsps, there a pspspspsps, everywhere a pspspspsps pspspspsps! :-P
Or find a nice rope
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2024
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