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Linux never existed. This whole time UNIX was just a conspiracy started by big corpo to sell more socks.

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[-] Hedlosa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 57 points 3 months ago

Programmer sock sales went up expenentually after linux was invented facts don't lie

[-] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

I wonder the statistics of programming socks. Like, where did they come from? When? Why? What came first, the programming or the socks? Did they exist, or how popular were they back in, idk, 2000s? 90s? 80s? Actually, what even are programming socks? Maybe I should just research that, and look also into Google's Trend for programming socks over the years. I mean, I've programmed, and wasn't even aware of programming socks. Been programming in any way, shape, or form, for longer than I knew of programming socks, and I am young. Are they a trans thing? Or a femboy thing? Or are they actually a programmimg thing? How do these connect? What is the connection of factors that lead to programming socks? Are the socks in any way related to programming? What is the connection between the socks and programming? So many questions, so li

[-] Dufurson@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

btw I use Arch... oh wait...

[-] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 3 months ago

I have flat feet, that's why I stick to Debian based distros.

[-] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

I use Aarch64 btw

[-] yesman@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

oooh they found something a Linux user will pay for

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 3 months ago

Don’t listen. This person is obviously bought off by Big Sandal.

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Socks5 totally rocks, tho'.

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2024
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