Irrelevant but I keep reading "crowd strike" as "counter strike" and it's really messing with me

Huh, so that's why the office couldn't order pizza last night lmfao

I picked the right week to be on PTO hahaha

This is proof you shouldn't invest everything in one technology. I won't say everyone should change to Linux because it isn't immune to this, but we need to push companies to support several OS

So that's why my work laptop is down for the count today. I'm even getting that same error as the thumbnail picture

If these affected systems are boot looping, how will they be fixed? Reinstall?

Apparently at work "some servers are experiencing problems". Sadly, none of the ones I need to use :(

Everyone is assuming it’s some intern pushing a release out accidentally or a lack of QA but Microsoft also pushed out July security updates that have been causing bsods on the 9th(?). These aren’t optional either.

What’s the likelihood that the CS file was tested on devices that hadn’t got the latest windows security update and it was an unholy union of both those things that’s caused this meltdown. The timelines do potentially line up when you consider your average agile delivery cadence.