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(dnd 5e) Prove me wrong, RAW
(sh.itjust.works)
RAW, a pile of dust is not a playable character option. Sorry.
RAW, you also cannot play as a dragon fairy princess. That would be homebrew.
You REALLY want to play a pile of dust...? Well, okay, we can homebrew that for you.
Pfft, you could play a dragon fairy princess in 3e. Probably at something like a +10 level adjustment.
The good old days.
It doesn't kill you, it turns you into an inanimate object.
Edit: And objects aren't creatures.
This reminds me of Torchwood
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