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I'm not really looking to hear from people who don't think this way, with answers like "insecurity", "toxic masculinity", etc. I want to hear answers from men who really detest men who sit to pee.

Follow-up questions:

  • when you have to piss while shitting, do you stand up turn around and piss on your shit and then sit back down to finish shitting?
  • are you ever groggy in the morning?
  • how clean is your toilet and surrounding floor, and whose job is cleaning it?
  • what are your true passions in life?
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[-] caboose2006@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

I had a toilet where the seat just wouldn't stay up. It was just easier to sit. And even when I didn't have this toulet I would sit in the middle of the night to keep the noise down and not have to turn on the light. I called this the "tactical piss".

But guys who are just super against it are weird. Doesn't make you any less of a guy my guy.

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

I would never give a damn what others do in a bathroom, aside from: don't make a mess. (Or clean it yourself right then.)

I stand to pee and am observant that I do not make a mess. I aim such that there is no mess and am critical of cleanliness. If I had a miss, I would clean it then and there. I clean my own bathroom every week at least and do not see evidence of failure in my technique.

YMMV and that's ok. Worrying about others is a weird self esteem thing.

[-] nimpnin@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago

They can be fucking annoying. Like we get it, you sit down and think you're somehow superior for being different. Otherwise I take no issue with them.

[-] wildcardology@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I pee sitting down at home because I use a toilet SEAT. It is designed to be used sitting down. Put a urinal in your home if you're too insecure to pee sitting down.

[-] MrShankles@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

I just discovered the joys of sitting to pee this past year. I just never thought about it before, and only sat to pee if I had to poop too... though I can't say I ever cared whether someone else sat or stood to pee

But I had two separate fainting spells while standing to pee after getting out of bed (orthostatic hypotension), and almost really hurt myself the second time. Now, I often sit to pee at home because it's just more comfortable (and apparently safer). Live and learn I guess

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

my passion is jerking off constantly

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Where do these questions even come from? Unless ts a challenge like peeing off a cliff, why would anyone care? Why would it even come up in conversation? Aside from one guy on Lemmy, who even brings it up?

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[-] hightrix@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Who care how someone else uses the bathroom.

Your questions.

  1. no. That’s silly. If you are doing #2, you do both sitting.

  2. yes, but decades of practice mean I can stand and pee in nearly any mental state

  3. reasonably clean. I’ve good aim and we clean the floor regularly

  4. to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

It's 3am and I'm not wearing my glasses or turning on the light.

Do whatever the hell you want but don’t dirty my bathroom floor is my mindset.

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

The opposite of this is being that one kid in your kindergarten that completely drops trow at the urinal.

[-] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

I sit to pee because my dick is pierced so now I have two pee holes. If i have nothing in, I can plug the hole and stand. Besides that, sometimes I'm not in the mood to stand, sometimes I'm not in the mood to undo my pants and take them down.

-I spend 15 minutes every morning shitting and pissing and then shitting some more, so I stay seated for the entire feature presentation. -I'm groggy every fucjin morning -it's a little dirty and hairy, I try to clean once a week but my back hurts so sometimes I'm just like fuuuuuuuuck that. Sometimes I find piss stains on the underside of the toilet seat and wonder how that got there while I clean it

  • eating, sleeping, shitting and farting
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[-] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Because it's cute how embarrassed they look!

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