I'm not smoking that.

I rock climb and the creativeness I've learned with climbing tape...

Me: "How can I stop the blood and keep going?"

Brain: "Uhhh. You should probably use proper first aid-"

Me: "Shutup, Brain! We just got here. Help me out."

Brain: "Well get the dirty tape, wrap it around, split this with your teeth, wrap that around.... Yeah, go again because the blood will keep pissing out, there's no sponge."

Me: "Hell yeah, Brain!"

Brain: "So between the dirty old tape, your teeth as scissors, the chalk, sweat, and rock face. You realise this is going to be infected?"

Me: "Shutup, Brain!"

three hours layteur...

Me: "My finger is sore, fat, and itchy..."

You know they sell these pre-made

Thiught it was going to be a new way to roll a joint.

So basically home made knuckle bandages without the gap that makes bending even easier.